FAQs

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"Oh Hallam, but aren't you already married ….?"

Answer

Yes mate, but no bugga was there.

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"Oh Hallam, what do the men wear mate?"

Answer

Black suit or tux brotha. Fix up - look sharp.

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"Oh Bre, what do the women wear?"

Answer

Women may wear floor-length gowns or formal cocktail dresses of any color. For the ladies that need more of a visual, here's a Pinterest board with some inspiration: https://pin.it/6tgx8eRjv Don't be afraid of some color!

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"Oh Hallam, I only have a navy skinny fit suit from H&M, can I wear that?"

Answer

No - Buy a black suit.

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"Oh Hallam, So are we all staying at the house brother?"

Answer

Unfortunately not. The house is for a selection of people. You will know if that's you because we will tell you.

Question

"Oh Bre, I'm dating this guy can I bring a plus one."

Answer

No. Was his name on the invite...?

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"Oh Bre, are kids invited?"

Answer

We love all the little ones in our families but tonight we are going to drink, dance, and celebrate child free.

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"Oh Bre, how do I RSVP?"

Answer

Read the invite you numpty.

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"Oh Hallam, can I park my Renault Clio at your venue mate?"

Answer

There will be minimal parking at the site of the venue. Please park in the village and take the short walk to the manor (5min walk). Some cars will be able to park on the driveway. DO NOT DRIVE ON THE GRASS. More info will be released on this in weeks to come.

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"Oh Hallam, I need a piss mate. Can I just go in the house?"

Answer

No you can not. Use the porta loo.

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"Oh Hallam, But what will you do if it rains?"

Answer

We get wet. Bring an umbrella and embrace it, or stand under our tent.

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"Oh Bre, what's the best airport to fly into?"

Answer

Heathrow.

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"Oh Bre, Can I film on my phone and take photos of the special day?"

Answer

No - please turn your phones off. Trust our (expensive) photographer and enjoy a good old English summer garden party. AND DON'T YOU DARE SNEAK A STORY OR PHOTO ONTO SOCIAL MEDIA. WE WILL FIND YOU.

Question

"Oh Bre & Hallam, I have some more questions, who can I speak to?"

Answer

RYAN KIMPTON. (he will respond in 1-6months) Whatsapp at +44 7425 319010