Best Man
Short af but his personality makes up for it.
Groomsman
Younger, less-attractive, brother of the groom.
Groomsman
Unfortunately, can grow a better beard than the groom.
Groomsman
Has a twin with autism.
Groomsman
Is the twin with autism.
Groomsman
Tall af.
Maid of Honor
The brides bestie/cousin duo. Is single and ready to mingle.
Bridesmaid
Little sis, has allergies and lets everyone know, so if you hear her wheezing-mind your business.
Bridesmaid
Has major RBF, stay away.
Bridesman
Known by Ellie as Lane Gay. Don't ask him his opinion, unless you want your feelings hurt.
Bridesmaid
Can out-chug any man. Loves to wrestle.
Bridesmaid
Don't let the name fool you, she has CAKE.
Ring Bearer
A nurf-gun loving, rat-turd.
Jr. Groomsman
Is annoyed that he even has to come.
Flower Girl
Will be tearing up the dance floor all night long.