Maid of Honor
Haley’s Horse/Barrel Racing Best Friend from NJ. Hauling buddy, and my twin crazy lady. Do not chew with your mouth open or suck on a straw in an empty drink too long around her. Has the second best dance moves at a party.
Matron of Honor
Met Haley through Barrel Racing, Best Friends for 10 years. Grew up together in the show ring and line dancing buddy. Our parents forced us to talk at a barrel race one day and the rest was history.
Bridesmaid
Met Haley through horseshoeing, Rode and loved Snickers. Doesn’t hesitate when I ask her to go on a rodeo road trip with me. Been on the rodeo road together for the eventful experiences running out of gas, driving through floods and what not.
Groomsman
Friend of Jake’s since high school baseball. Nicknamed “Tiny” for numerous reasons. Has C- ideas half the time. Avid hunter 3 days out of the season.
Best Man
Brother and best friend of the groom. The ugliest Humes. Subpar Wii Tanks player. Shooter of the smallest deer.
Groomsman
Friend of Jake’s since birth. D- dizzy batter. Better known as Ben/Benji. Likely to be seen with a Busch Light. Is definitely over the age of 21
Groomsman
Friend of Jake’s since high school. Modern day Willie Nelson. Plays guitar and harmonica alright, sounds better when you’re drunk, worse when he’s drunk. Only knows 3 songs, rarely finishes.
Groomsman
The old man of the friend group. AKA “the white knight.” If you need saving, if you have daddy issues, if you need a rent-a-dad, look no further. He will gladly give you his number on 10/19.
Groomsman
Lifelong friend of Jake’s. Marine. C- casual wrestler at parties. Don’t ask him to tune your guitar or let him park in a driveway with 2 or more vehicles. Loves to fish #saltlife