Bride
The queen of puke and rally.
Best Man
If lost she's probably in the woods.
Groomswoman
Extremely busy keeping the bride from a breakdown.
Honor Attendant
Will hit a bitch to catch the bouquet.
Mother of the Bride
If something goes wrong find her.
Bridesman
Most likely to steal the mic for karaoke.
Flower Child
Will put someone in jail if they act up.
Candle Lighter
Will fight the MOH at some point in the night.
Bridesmaid
Riding crotch rocket to the ceremony.
Ring Bearer
Will not speak one single word.