FAQs

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What do I wear to your wedding?

Answer

WHATEVER YOU WANT, BABE! Is “casual cocktail attire” a thing? We want you to look/feel chic & stylish, but most importantly, we want you to be able to eat all the pizza you can handle! That said, if you feel your best in a pair of board shorts (remember those??) or a sparkly gown, go for it! We don’t care! But there WILL be pictures and someone WILL post them to social media so choose wisely.

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Can I bring my kids?

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Unfortunately this is an adult-only affair. We love your kids, but leave ‘em with a sitter for the night! Let loose! Get drunk! Say inappropriate things!

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What if I have dietary restrictions?

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We’re pretty sure there is something for everyone food-wise, but just in case, please let us know! Give us the deets! Overshare! We want you to feel taken care of.

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When is the last day I can RSVP?

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Wow! Thanks for asking! Please be sure to get your RSVP’s in by September 30, 2021!! And if possible, even earlier! We’ve heard that the “no’s” tend to come in late because people feel bad or guilty, but trust us- we understand. You’re invited because we love you and we want to share our special day with you, but the sooner we know the better! Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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Will there be pizza at your wedding?

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No.

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Also, wait. Aren’t you guys already married?

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Legally, yes. But we weren’t able to do it with all of our favorite people (you!) and that’s very important to us. We can’t wait to do it FO REAL this time and say some personal vows in front of y’all! Molly Is terrified, Dan is a writer.

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Your cat “The Goose” is SO CUTE!!!! Can I have him?

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Unfortunately, no. So sorry. But if it makes you feel any better, Goose usually knocks over a full glass of bedside water in the middle of the night to wake Molly up.