This fable starts as every other Disney fairytale would, swiping on their phones in hopes to find one’s true love. There he was. So tall, so handsome, so athletic. But, the thing that took the cake was a picture of 10 year old Nicco wearing a Rey Mysterio mask as he obviously had just won the World Heavyweight Championship in a big WWE PPV event. She figured, one could only be so tall, so handsome, so athletic, he obviously couldn’t have also been so funny. That…my friends…is where she was mistaken. That was the missing quality that turned into the muse for this young artist. Suddenly, nothing else mattered, as she knew that it really couldn’t get any better. She could overlook the grey hairs, the obvious unusual athletic background, and a propensity for drinking very cheap beer (Busch Light, aka God’s Water). She found her one. Now as they drive off into the sunset, the only question that remains is did we just hit a skunk, or is that Jasper’s breath.