Best Man
He's a good kid. ケチャップさん
Maid of Honor
Crazy corgi lady. Also crazy.
Groomsman
Not allowed to have cranberry sauce.
Bridesmaid
Trouble maker with too many cucumbers.
Groomsman
He'll get here eventually...
Bridesmaid
Keep her away from anything shiny and any form of hot peppers.
Groomsman
Can't stand peace.
Bridesmaid
Is responsible for Greg.
Groomsman
How long will he stay sober for? Cue the jeopardy music.
Bridesmaid
You'll find her in a corner somewhere.