September 5, 2020
Chicago, IL
#IDoWackaDoWackaDo
The Hitch HQ
Hoax
It ain't a hoax. So if you have any concerns, please don't hesitate to call: (312) 315-2386.
Question
Will there be social distancing?
Answer
Duh.
Question
Do I have to wear a mask?
Answer
Duh.
Question
Are you pulling the lever for Donald Trump?
Answer
If you are please don't come but send a gift anyway.
For all the days along the way