Maid of Honor
Remember when we were at "The Masked Singer" and the Producers offered us $20 to cry on National Television? Remember when they didn't pay us??
Best Man
Greg! Remember when you made friends with all the neighbors at the Torrance house... and got us that epic LAPD fly-along with Joe? Keep up the good work!
Matron of Honor
In 2007, Alexis told me she was going to Winter Formal with Greg "just as friends" and I skeptically said sure..... Fast forward to 2020. Looks like I was right.....
Best Man
I feel like our entire friendship has revolved in some way around a Jacuzzi. There's just something about Greg without a shirt in hot water that says "Let's discuss serious life-changing issues!".
Bridesmaid
In 6th grade, I went to eat at Lucille's when Greg was working there. It had been a while since I'd seen him, but he remembered me as Alexis' little cousin and greeted me with a warm welcome. Now I can call him my cousin, too!
Groomsman
When Alexis is in one of those moods, well you know, Greg you know what to do!
Bridesmaid
"But I'm not taking my clothes off!"
Groomsman
You know that show "Friends"... you know, that show that Alexis is obsessed with? You know that scene 'PIVOT!'? Ya, that actually happened 3 years ago on August 14, 2017. Let’s just say I was Ross in that situation and some people may have been smashed along the way because they don’t listen to instructions...
Bridesmaid
Alexis and I have been mistaken to be sisters many times, even to be the exact same person once. One time, a man started yelling at Alexis at our work saying that he had spoken to her about something and she, bewildered, started looking around to me before the man realized that there were two of us. We happened to have worn the same suit with a red shirt that day. They say great minds think alike but in our case, I think it's our crazy minds that think alike.
Groomswoman
Rebecca became friends with Greg because they started hanging out one day and she refused to leave him alone.
Bridesmaid
Alexis was my 30th birthday present. She flew out to visit since we had just moved again and knew no one. The evening was Harry Potter themed. We dressed up. It takes a true friend to fly across the country to play dress up!
Bridesmaid
Almost every picture in my house has been framed by my sister. She is one of the only reasons we have printed memories.