Wedding Party
Anastasia Nunez
Maid of Honor
I honestly probably would have married her if it wasn't for Greg.
Greg Quick
Best Man
My one-legged prostitute. Minus the prostitute.
Brianna Noel
Bridesmaid
I met Brianna when she was plopped in front of me as a newborn and declared my sister. Isn't she cute?
Johnny Knight
Groomsman
The only trooper I know to get hurt by the one-legged prostitute.
Michelle Mauroner
Bridesmaid
Michelle introduced us back in October 2020. If it wasn't for her, none of us would be here right now. Homies for life!
Trey Elliott
Groomsman
He's a good dude.
Sarah Cook
Bridesmaid
Cool as a cucumber. Once agreed to let herself be set on fire if sexy firemen show up.
Julius Rolland
Groomsman
Likes his Jack Daniels with a lil chlorine.
Hannah Perkins
Bridesmaid
The coolest girl on the block. Also an NPC school teacher.
Ryan Fowler
Groomsman
The only man I know to eat a milkbone.
Alexis Darden
Flower Girl
Smartest kid we know. She kicks our ass at cards and can flip a burger with two hands.