Wedding Party

Gregory L. Porter

Groom

“Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.”

Elaine M. Brown

Bride

“Hakuna Matata”

Emily Umosella

Maid of Honor

Ian Foster

Best Man

“Oh, what a lovely tea party.”

Thomas Natali

Groomsman

“That’s not our trashcan”

James Arkin

Groomsman

“Hit dingers, disgrace the pitcher’s family, make the other family’s players cry, and stomp their butts into the ground.”

Douglas Porter

Groomsman

“Ding Dang Dong, Bing Bang Booong, Ding-Dang-Dong, U. K. Hun!?”

Andrew Porter

Groomsman

“Three misfortunes, that's possible... seven misfortunes, there's an outside chance... but nine misfortunes - I'd like to see that.”

Elizabeth Mulry

Bridesmaid

Kristi Jakubowski

Bridesmaid

Claire Marren

Bridesmaid

Natalie Anzures

Bridesmaid

Dennis Jakubowski

Officiant

Roberto Blanco

Flower Boy

“Rip it, roll it, and punch it!”