High School Bestie
A king amongst men. The best of best men. Hasn't beat Greg in golf in a long time. Ask him how we first met
Free Spirit
Said hi to me in freshman calculus - one of us got a good grade, the other landed a Maid of Honor. Ask her about her last visit to Kohl's
Bull Gerbil
Bald by 20. Dad by 30. Every medical certification by 40? Ask him about his recipe for Mustard Ham
Snowball Queen
Picked her up in the second grade and we've been each other's biggest cheerleader ever since. Ask her how many curfews we missed in high school
Narcoleptic
Once made me cry on a golf course. Somehow knows everything about everything. Ask him anything
Chocolatier
Recently lost the title of 'Longest' but still holds the one for 'Best' roommate Ask her how I did on the sand volleyball team
College Stoner
Could drop 20 points and 10 boards in an NBA game tomorrow. Ask him about Kendama
Designer Bestie
Great taste in style, music, men, cars, photography, design, and friends named Krista Ask her about her tattoo
Shoe King
Peaked in High School. Or in college co-ed intramural soccer. Either way, athletic specimen. Ask him if he qualified for Boston
Unofficial College Roommate
The one to look out for. Ask her about Rumpleminze, Mr. Frog, her moped, frostbite, or really anything about college
Robot
We once worked opposite NFL sidelines together when he worked for the Saints and I worked for the Packers. The Packers obviously won Ask him if he got straight A's in college
Hermione Granger
Picked her up in college and haven't stopped bickering with her since. Ask her about her current hobbies (yes, plural)
Delivery Driver
The ultimate wildcard. I once beat him 1-on-1 in basketball 11-1. And I'll do it again. Ask him about it all. Like, ALL of it.
The real Dr. Signorelli
The one who welcomed me in without too many questions. Ask her about rocks
Avid Motorcyclist
His wife may or may not be in labor... Anyway, ask him about his late pet turtle, Hankk.
Staunch Republican
Who's our bad luck charm with the airlines on every family trip? All signs point to Ms. Rachel. Ask her if her water just broke