Bro of Honor
"Roses are red, Jennifer didn't approve my first poem, Greg is the best, And she doesn't deserve him."
Best Man
“Some random girl Greg was talking in 4th grade left a weird voicemail. That must’ve been some voicemail…”
Maid of Honor
"From Cedar Valley to UT, jamming out to Style & Anti-hero, holding each other accountable for the marathon/half marathons, & always asking, "What's next?". I'm glad to have a bestie like you."
Groomsman
“Greg’s favorite younger brother and Jenn’s drinking partner.”
Bridesmaid
“It’s impossible to not love Taylor Swift when you hear it blast from your sister’s room on constant repeat.”
Groomsman
"Greg and I met when we were 5, it's amazing to see how much we've grown in 25 years, Congratulations!"
Bridesmaid
"Cookie roll ups. Ask Jennifer for details."
Groomsman
"Greg and I have been friends since that one fateful day in middle school when we sat next to each other in math class & have been getting into shenanigans ever since. Jenn was also such a help at Alex's own wedding, she was quickly promoted to deputy wedding planner on the spot."
Bridesmaid
“If anyone has any objections, speak now. 🙋🏻♀️ Me, that’ll be me."
Groomswoman
"Greg and I have been bros since middle school. Shoutout Cedar Valley! Jenn is my fellow Swiftie and that's the invisible string that's kept us together all along."
Bride's Dude
"Some things never change. Too cool for you in first grade, still too cool for you now."
Groomsman
"Gold IV support missing his adc."
Bridesmaid
"Throwbacks to our late nights in elementary school of listening to Avril Lavigne and eating doughnuts while being in our feels, when we didn't even know what love was yet."
Groomsman
“A friendship with Greg is one that encompasses every definition of the word: emotional and intellectual intelligence, being there when you need his help, caring and compassion for those close to him, an admirably strong and infectious set of principles, impeccable humor, and acceptance of others for who they are. I didn't have many close friendships in college, and I'm incredibly lucky to have met Greg and to be another being in his stellar orbit.“
Bridesmaid
"From one RBF to another, yours is worse."
Groomsman
"Greg may not have the best rolls in D&D, but seems he rolled a nat 20 in meeting Jenn.”
Bridesmaid
"It all started with notebook paper, sleepovers, and ravioli in 6th grade."
Groomsman
"I have to mentally prepare before I can eat Gen Korean bbq." "We don't" Greg & I went to eat Gen ourselves 🤣
Bridesmaid
"Jennifer Lam - the Rachel to my Phoebe."
Groomsman
"Greg's favorite manager, and Jenn's favorite running buddy who saw her fall on a rock while playing Pokemon Go. 🪨 "