Best Man
Do you remember the story about that pilot landing a plane in the Hudson river? That's him. Take your seats and fasten your seat belts because his speech is going to be just like his landings: explosive.
Matron of Honor
Part-time pilates princess, full-time sip supervisor. She’ll have you holding a plank for 60 seconds and a cocktail for three sips—minimum.
Groomsman
Grady and Danny were partying in the dorms long before Gracie came into the picture. Don't tell him I said this, but he's not very good at quarters.
Bridesmaid
As cool as a cucumber until she sees a D-list Bravolebrity then she loses all chill. Just ask Britney Cartwright.
Groomsman
Part-time rancher, full-time influencer. If you see him without a Coors light in his hand you'll need to see if he's doing okay.
Bridesmaid
She only eats hot dogs with milk so she's been formally banned from the late night hot dog bar at our wedding.
Junior Groomsman
Need a knock-off NBA jersey for cheap, bamboo cutlery shipped to your door, or your precious family heirloom sold on Ebay? This is your guy.
Bridesmaid
Still living with PTSD from sharing a bathroom with Gracie for 3 years. Definitely don't ask her about it at the wedding.
Groomsman
I've known him since second grade and I still don't know if I spelled his last name right.
Bridesmaid
The best laugh in the whole world. Also, she survived a week in NYC with Gracie (circa 2019) and for that, she should get an award.
Groom
Ethan? Robert? Scott? Steve? Doesn't matter what you call him, just make sure he doesn't eat gluten because he will die.
Bridesmaid
It actually pains Gracie to write out her full name, because her real name is MADS!!
Groomsman
Loves Duke basketball and will take (literally) any March Madness bet you offer him at the wedding.
Bridesmaid
The only person on the planet to call Gracie by her real name. Also the victim of Gracie's demanding dance routines throughout childhood.
Groomsman
We still don't know if he can read, but he's probably responsible for the structural integrity of the building you're standing in right now.
Bridesmaid
Ask her what our cousin group text is called, I dare you.
Flower Girl
Flower Girl
Flower Girl
Ring Bearer
Officiant
We told her the only way we’d allow her to move near us was if she agreed to be our officiant.