Maid of Honor
Libby is a first round pick coming in at a strong 5'3" don't let her small stature fool you, she's a scrappy defender has a three pointer that will bring tears to your eyes
Best Man
Matt stands tall at a whopping 5'7" coming in hot with three tinder matches can and will destroy in movie trivia
Bridesmaid
Ava is probably 5'2" Has the attitude of a 400lb Nebraska fan during bowl season Got hearing issues? She also doubles as an ear wizard
Groomsman
Ty comes in at 5'10" but if you're counting the ego 8'7" This hype beast is all bark no bite He will either end up in jail or be your boss.
Groomsman
K-Dawg comes in with a 10-0 record against 12 packs of Busch Light He can and will sing any song you could imagine And is notorious for being the last one up with a beer/whiskey in hand
Bridesman
Standing at a firm 5'11" His singing voice is a mixture of Fergie and Jesus Always scheming on the low 4 out of 5 dentists recommend
Groomsman
Also known as Dug Coming in at 5'8" with baby soft hands The dude can deliver the shit out of some pizzas 30 mins or less.. then its free Recently saved 15% on car insurance
Matron of Honor
Listen, she might be 4'11" But she will not hesitate to hit you with her Toyota Prius Bob Ross would shed a tear at the sight of her art work Secret weapon: Her 2yr old daughter, Nop
Flower Girl
This 7yr old is a world renowned cart-wheeler Can toss a flower like a thousand feet Is an actual bottomless pit where fruit snacks go to die
Flower Girl
Catch this adorable ball of sass stumbling down the aisle Will bust a move on sight to Tame Impala You want Baby Shark A cappella? She's got you covered.
Officiant
Our first son The light of our lives Can grow a beard in .5 seconds Cat-like agility
Ring Bearer Handler
Midwest version of Joe Exotic Classy and sassy The Taxidermist of your dreams moonlights as a Freddy Mercury impersonater
Ring Bearer
The absolute goodest boy Afraid of any and every thing that is smaller than him Guaranteed to steal the show
Dog of Honor
75% rascal, 20% dog, 5% wild hog She may be blind but that won't stop her from yelling at strangers Her snorts are known to cause extreme happiness