FAQs

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Do y'all care if I wear jeans?

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Yes, we care, and, no, please don't wear jeans. Jeans are only one letter away from beans, and beans do not belong at a wedding.

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What if it rains?

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If it rains, we'll use our Water Bending powers to catch the rain midair and then push the rain clouds away, so don't worry. We've been taking online Masterclass classes on Water Bending to prepare for this scenario.

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Is there enough parking at the venue location?

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Yes, it is all outdoors, and we'll have a large, designated parking section. If we run out of space there, feel free to teleport to the venue, as this will not require any parking spaces at all. No, but seriously, there will be enough parking space.

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How far can birds fly before landing?

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Well, it depends on the type of bird. The bird that can stay in the air the longest is the Albatross, which can stay aloft for over a year. Another impressive bird is the Common Swift, which can stay airborne for around 10 months straight.

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Why do noses smell and feet run? Wait... No, I mean why do feet smell and noses run?

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What?

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You know, I once heard about a man who had thirty different shirts that he would wear all at once, and not overheat. Isn't that crazy? Can you imagine thirty shirts? I tried putting on four one time, and that felt like a small Napoleonic war in and of itself! That must be a false story because I'm sure that that's simply impossible to wear that many shirts all at once.

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Yeah, I actually heard that story too, and I met the guy, believe it or not! He has a huge grey beard and he goes by the name Shirty, or at least that's what his friends call him. His government name is Michael, but if you call him Michael he'll start to look all crestfallen and start to frown at you, and that's no fun. Word of wisdom from experience, don't call him Michael. But anyway, I met the guy, and judging just from external appearances (I know, but he's not a book, so no covers were judged), I think he manages it because his torso is just so small, and he wears shirts that are way too big for him. They're mostly XXXL shirts, so it's basically like he's wearing a dress by the twentieth shirt. I mean, don't get me wrong, thirty is definitely impressive, but it's not what you're envisioning, trust me. But besides the shirts, he also plays a mean game of Snakes and Ladders. I thought it was a game of pure chance until I played it with Michael, I mean, Shirty, and then I changed my mind. You should play him some time.