Maid of Honor
Megan’s best friend since freshman year of high school. Once got dumped in the same week as Megan so decided we would be together forever. Sorry Michael!
Best Man
Friends with Michael since they were 5-years-old. Plays guitar like if Santana had a baby with Hendrix. Goes by Cliff these days, but he’ll always be “Steven” to those who were there in the old days.
Bridesmaid
Michael's (and now Megan's!) sister. Michael raved about his big sister during his first date with Megan, how amazing she was and how she was Michael’s favorite person. Now that’s true for the both of us!
Groomsman
Michael’s cousin and partner in mischief. Will give you the shirt off his back. Scratch golfer when the wind is blowing the right way.
Bridesmaid
Megan's best friend since high school. Responsible for Megan's Friends and Bachelor obsessions. So close that the Pollacks ask Megan for their passwords they can’t remember.
Groomsman
Shared a street with Michael as kids, and a wall with him in Queens. Writer of music, plays, and the occasional viral magazine article. Anchored the bottom of the lineup of many a baseball team together.
Bridesmaid
Megan's first friend at Miami and housemate for two years. Will be an undercover agent in Minsk one day, so it was nice knowing her while we were allowed to.
Groomsman
He can teach your kids math, plan a party, cook you dinner, and build a mean bouquet of roses. A renaissance man of sorts. Single-handedly broke the theater kid/jock divide in high school.
Bridesmaid
Megan's housemate for two years at Miami. The smartest person Megan knows and yet the only person who sets the smoke alarm off with every meal.
Groomsman
Friends with Michael since his family moved to this side of the Hudson in ‘03. Stage actor by day, video game semi-pro by night. You’ll find him starring on Broadway in the next few years.
Bridesmaid
Megan’s best friend in Jersey. Shares in Megan’s love of game nights and easy card games like Rummy. Still love her even though she’s a Nittany Lion.
Groomsman
Michael’s big in their fraternity, and responsible for him even going to Miami. So, in many ways, he’s the reason any of this is happening.
Bridesmaid
Megan’s best friend in Jersey. Also moved to Jerz for a boy, who happened to live with Michael at the time. Always down for a night in PJs, a wine night, or a dance party!
Groomsman
Friends with Michael since Day 1 at Miami. Introduced Michael to Phish and created a monster. A perfect guy except for one detail: he’s a Rangers fan.
Officiant
Megan's cousin and first friend on the planet. Owner of most embarrassing videos of us re-creating High School Musical and Justin Bieber’s Baby video.
Groomsman
Cincy native. Memory of an elephant. Sour candy connoisseur. Co-host of the short-lived, smash hit Miami University radio program “Walk in the Park.”