Maid of Honor
We met because books and vampires. We stayed because, well, books and vampires.
Best Man
Pick a card, any card... it's a Blue Eyes White Dragon, you lose half your health points.
Bridesmaid
Still waiting on that Lilo and Stitch sister cosplay.
Groomsman
Tech snek.
Bridesmaid
Cats.
Groomsman
Our ninja spies have been following him for weeks, and we're excited to report that [REDACTED: CLASSIFIED INFORMATION].
Bridesmaid
Actual Helga Hufflepuff, with a dash of Luna Lovegood.
Groomsman
Be on the lookout for his patented Epic Pirate Walk, somewhat less epic without the pirate coat he wasn't allowed to wear to the wedding.
Bridesmaid
The artist extraordinaire, eternally known as "Freshman."
Groomsman
Ask me about Godzilla.
Father of the Bride
Dealing with Marlena's shenanigans for almost three decades and counting.
Mother of the Bride
Marlena's long-suffering conscience, and the voice of reason in the house of crazies.
Father of the Groom
Part scientist, part teacher, all connoisseur of classic sci-fi.
Mother of the Groom
Her heart is even bigger on the inside.
Ring Bear
He's the king of all dragons, RAWR!
Ring Bear
Connoisseur of trucks, yelling, and running around.