Groomsman
A man after my own name. He only keeps me around to make himself look good. Never hurts to have more Zach.
Bridesmaid
Full name, Nikkita. She claims she is not a Russian Spy... but the world may never know. This lovely lady has put up with me for 8 years now..... God bless you
Groomsman
Is he the most beautiful man in the world? Yes. But we can always take a survey and find out if you don't believe me.
Bridesmaid
Great dance moves, great taste (by taste i mean The Office) and all around great girl... sorry boys, this lady is taken and getting hitched in August.
Groomsman
Instead of being the next Michael Jordan, he decided to be my friend instead. Making slam dunks on my life. And other basketball/sport terms too.
Bridesmaid
She completes the classic Ka(i)t(e)lyn^2 sandwich, and she has let Zach and I parent her dog.... you could say she is pretty awesome.
Groomsman
There is only one word needed to describe Travis. But if I told you, I would have to kill you.
Bridesmaid
Show her a dog and she will be your friend for life. She also keeps me hip so i can relate to all the cool kids #memelife
Groomsman
Scott makes about as much sense as his last name. I before e except after w. It would make more sense with a d at the end anyways.
Bridesmaid
Honestly marrying Zach because that means Linnea can be my official sister.... nothing like forced friendship to bring people together.