Best Man
Pillow game. Tank Game. Secret Agent Ko-key. Mom put us to bed at 5pm every night growing up so we were forced to become best friends. He always wanted to be me but little does he know I’ve always looked up to him. Best Man. Brother.
Groomsman
I was friends with him when he was fat and nobody else was. We’ve made a lot of mistakes but they’ve always been together. The kind of guy that wouldn’t bail me out of jail because he’d be sitting right next to me. BFF since we were 12. Best man runner up.
Groomsman
Every time I thought I was the best, Kenny would show up and make me realize I wasn’t even close. A walking demi-god to everyone but to me he’s just the kid who couldn’t hit a baseball, only threw a slurve, puked for his first kiss. BFF since we were 8. Best man third runner up.
Groomsman
This freaking guy. Ruined my football career because the football fairy touched him. I went from starter to back up but in the process found a brother. The only person I know who will rage sleep. Triple Threat. #49. Strong side.
Groomsman
We share a unique bond as former criminals. We started as strangers on a spring break that turned into a lifetime long friendship. He was my dad before he became a dad. I let go once but I never will again.
Groomsman
The most un-athletic athlete in the world. My first friend from Arkansas. When everyone ignored me, Nick shook my hand. We lived together in college and if Hannah had seen us then, she would have run away.
Groomsman
He is nowhere and everywhere. He is far away and right next door. He paid for our wedding without giving us a penny. He’s the most interesting man in the world. I’m not sure how we became such good friends but that’s how he works.
Groomsman
If I asked this guy to jump off a cliff he would dive head first. He believed black widows were hidden in our house for 2 decades. He is the most selfless, biggest hearted human I know. He’s my cousin but in reality he’s my brother.