Bride
“This wedding is brought to you by TikTok and my stressed out upper management.”
Groom
“As upper management, I was overruled.”
Maid of Honor
“I’ve known the bride long enough to know two things: she has a heart of gold… and she’s always right. So welcome to a lifetime of happiness—and agreeing.”
Groomsman
“Life is not a waste of time and time is not a waste of life so let’s not waste time get wasted and have the time of our lives.”
Bridesmaid
“Supporting the bride while RedBull is supporting me.”
Groomsman
“You bring the alcohol, I’ll bring the bad decisions.”
Bridesmaid
“Here for the bride, the brother, and the booze.”
Groomsman
“My sister is amazing, smart, and beautiful… and now she’s also the groom’s problem.”
Bridesmaid
“Supporting my brother, my sister-in-law… and the snack table”
Groomsman
“Marriage is all about compromise, like deciding whose turn it is to roll and whose turn it is to grab drinks.”
Bridesmaid
“Here for peace, love, and low-key damage control.”
Groomsman
“Ready to show up, suit up, wait for the bride to tell us what’s next.”
Bridesmaid
“My bridesmaid duties include emotional support and tequila”
Groomsman
“I’ll keep this short—so we can all get back to drinking.”
Bridesmaid
“Here for the wedding, staying for the open bar ;)”
Flower Girl
“If the petals don’t make it, at least I did.”
Ring Bearer
“If I see a squirrel during the ceremony, it’s over for everyone.”