Maid of Honor
Self-proclaimed maximalist
Best Man
At one point owned 4 Xboxes
Bridesmaid
Would rather die of thirst than drink Dasani water
Groomsman
Best fisherman we know
Groomsman
Whole personality is owing an old Dodge Stealth
Groomsman
Loves a sweet treat everyday
Groomsman
Could be the best fisherman if he wasn’t steering the boat, reading the sonar, and carrying the team
Bridesmaid
Fav quote: “That is not my job”
Groomsman
Creating generational wealth through crypto gambling
Groomsman
Bought a manual car without knowing how to drive it
Bridesmaid
Won’t make money til she’s 30
Groomsman
Took all the tall genes in the fam and didn’t share it with his cousins
Bridesmaid
Doesn’t take naps on vacation
Groomsman
Wants to re-propose to his fiancé at our wedding 😭
Bridesmaid
Never visits us bc she can’t drive on the highway
Groomsman
A dad
Bridesmaid
Is the reason shazib is a menace
Groom
Protect him at all costs, he’s a national treasure
Bride
Biggest con: thinking she’s always the funniest in the room
Craziest Cat
Will throw hands with you
Most Gluttonous Girl
She’s always eats for 2
Angel in Heaven
Was blind in one eye and lived a fast but short, adventure filled life 🤍