Bride
If you don't know who the bride is, why are you here?
Groom
If you don't know who the groom is, why are you here?
Maid of Honor
Our wonderful maid-of-honor is Rachel's baby sister, Madison. If you have an opinion about it you might as well keep it to yourself because she probably has a water gun full of koolaid under her dress.
Bridesmaid
Rachel's other sister. Her blood is 70% Baja Blast and she'd trade any one of you for a free taco. She's spicy and probably has some kind of weapon under her dress too so you should probably watch out.
Bridesmaid