Maid of Honor
Qualifications: Has a dog-specific voice
Bridesmaid
Qualifications: Couldn't say brother until the age of 13
Bridesmaid
Qualifications: Can be just as awkward as Giovanna
Man of Honor
Qualifications: Even when drunk can tell white castle is garbage
Groomsman
Qualifications: Probably would dye his eyebrows
Groomsman
Qualifications: hates dollar-tree
Groomsman
Qualifications: Luis
Ring Bearer
Qualifications: First to accept Edwin into the family
Flower Girl
Qualifications: Last to accept Edwin into the Family
Flower Girl
Qualifications: Actually likes Edwin
Father of the Bride
Qualifications: Produced one Giovanna
Mother of the Bride
Qualifications: Makes the superior Mexican cuisine
Father of the Groom
Qualifications: Knows the proper etiquette of eating plátanos
Mother of the Groom
Qualifications: Literal Badass