FAQs

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Are you excited to get married?

Answer

Yes.

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Will there be food?

Answer

Define food

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Where were you on November 22, 1963?

Answer

Next question.

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Where is Roosevelt Island?

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Right beyond Hoover Island. If you hit Truman Island you’ve gone too far.

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Who is Roosevelt Island named after?

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Ralph T. Roosevelt, inventor of the two-hole punch

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How did the two of you meet?

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That’s personal

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Do you support the conversion of the Elizabeth Street Garden into housing?

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Yes. The city is facing a housing affordability crisis, and we must build wherever we can. The city cannot allow itself to be held hostage by a small number of wealthy, influential residents.

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Are you planning on returning the jacket you borrowed from me in 2016?

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No.

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Where will you go on your honeymoon?

Answer

Branson, Missouri

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Which Sex and the City/Girls character are you?

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Lauren: Charlotte Sun, Marnie Rising Adam: Jessa Sun, Carrie Rising

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What is your NYT mini record?

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8 seconds, thankyouverymuch

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What were your favorite movies growing up?

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Adam: Fitzcarraldo Lauren: The Davinci Code

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What is the dress code?

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No strapless dresses, tube tops, or hemlines above the knee. Violators will be sent home and their parents will be called.