Maid of Honor
Sarah: "Is there a plural for platypus?" Sam: "I think it's the same as moose." Sarah: "Platymoose?"
Best Man
"...Jorge can help."
Bridesmaid
"Breathe in. Breathe Out."
Groomsman
"My friend!"
Bridesmaid
"1 pound of shrimp, 1 pound of crawfish, the whole shebang, medium, with corn, and mild Cajun fries."
Groomsman
"Damn it, George, you're supposed to wait!"
Bridesmaid
"God made us cousins because he knew our mothers couldn't handle us as siblings."
Groomsman
"♫Blame Julian!♫"