Maid of Honor
Chippy J Zander, the first of her name
Officiant
Learned to read for this wedding!
Maid of Honor
As Jamie Lee Curtis for Activia
Best Man
Big Brother! Used toy salesman.
Maid of Honor
The sacreligious lamb
Best Man
It's a miracle he still has 10 fingers.
Best Man
It's pronounced jawn - mee - shell.
Best Man
Human weapon!
Mother of the Bride
Perfect in every way. Except how much vodka she drinks.
Mother of the Groom
She's Polish!!!
Flower Girl
Nothing is safe!
Ring Bearer
Best Boi.
Best Man
Oldest friend!!! Geriatric.