FAQs

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Will there really be free beer?

Answer

Yes, free beer, cider, and champagne

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Any Special Venue Policies?

Answer

There is a no smoking rule 100% enforced. If the venue staff finds anyone to be smoking (or vape, e-cigarettes, weed) on the property, you will be asked to leave.

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I see there is a dog in the wedding, can I bring mine?

Answer

There is a no pet policy with exception for the bride and groom. Please do not bring your pets, only service animals. Do not pet the dog unless given express permission. She has several important jobs and needs to be focused (it is very hard to focus when so many exciting things are happening)

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How many years have you been together?

Answer

5 at the time I am writing this, 6 by the time the wedding happens

Question

How is Marie average height when the rest of her family is short?

Answer

Not really sure, I guess she just got the good genes who knows.

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Who is this Anthon person? I thought his name was Tony?

Answer

Yes Tony is short for Anthon. He goes by Tony since everyone invariably says his name Anton or Anthony

Question

When will you be having kids??

Answer

I add a year every time some one asks me

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Is there a dress code?

Answer

No but we prefer typical wedding attire. Please no sweat pants or holy jeans (it's not Sunday). We also prefer you refrain from wearing solid black or white.

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Will I be able to make any song requests?

Answer

Yes! Song requests will be approved by the bride and groom ahead of time. However, if you request "Cotton Eyed Joe," your request may get "lost."

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Will there be any mask requirements?

Answer

No mask requirements unless they are mandated by the state