1. Tinder Date! (Galen’s first, Alex’s 342nd) 2. A points out a crew of “techies”. It’s all of G’s coworkers. 3. G joins A’s company party. G breaks a glass, A’s boss (half-jokingly) tells A not to bring her back. 4. G and A spend almost every night together from then to present. 5. G meets best man #2, A tries to introduce her to family via FaceTime as “a friend”. 6. G visits A family. Tells A she loves him. He says “I know”. 7. 2 weeks later, he says it back (he really knew since item 4). 8. A comes to Mexico with G’s family. Beats G’s mom in Catan, earns her respect. 9. A smooshes his car. They buy the Subaru (Andy) together, joint lease, complete with prenup. 10. A and G use Andy to explore desert ghost towns, the first of many road trip adventures. 11. They decide to move in together. Brilliantly plan to do it the weekend after burning man, it was awful. 12. Late night burning man conversation about our lives together ends in a mutual proposal. Much celebration ensues despite a noticeable lack of capybaras. 13. Following three months spent saying they’d start wedding planning “next month”. 14. Distracted all winter by a phenomenal snow season, A quickly learns to ski. 15. The most precious creature who has ever walked the planet joins the family (Finnegan Lee Dog) . 16. Omg we legitimately have to plan this wedding <— where we are now. 17. Great fortune and adventures ensue!