Maid of Honor
Most likely to: accidentally get cast as the lead role in Alice in Wonderland when trying out for Tweedle Dum Sara is Gabi's baby sister, confidant, and the best present her parents have ever given her. Throughout their sisterhood, Sara has worn many different hats. A). Road Trip Companion: AKA laughing hysterically while Gabi makes a series of wrong turns in literally any given city/town/municipality. B). Aunt/Positive Role Model/Scholar: She has colored Jacksons’s vocabulary immensely using the literary tool known as “Tik Tok”. C). Personal Stylist: Ask Sara about her bright blue DIY acrylic nails, and trendy style, which is compromised mostly of clothing pieces from Gabi’s closet ( note: she always looks better in them anyways!) E). The best friend you could ever ask for!!
Best Girl
Known by the following pseudonyms: Reba, Aunt Ruby, Ron, Snakecharmer, Beckiernen. Becca is Gabi's high school best friend and the Ron to her Harry :) . She once self-proclaimed herself as the prom queen by stealing the crown, as well as a box of chocolates and, I believe, a large stop sign. She recently finished her last year of teaching in the Teach For America program, and is now Georgetown bound as she pursues a Masters in Security Studies; AKA CERTIFIED BADASS. Looking to break the ice with her at the reception? Ask her about that one time she smuggled booze into Patch High School using Sadaam Hussein's satchel.
Bridesmaid
Hailey, otherwise known as "HH" or "Hot Girl Hailz", is an honarary member of the Putnam family and Gabi's personal health and wellness coach. She is one of the most passionate souls you will ever meet (see: will drive four hours on a moment's notice in order to surprise Gabi at an important life event). You will likely see Hailey on a future season of The Bachelor, and will most definitely come to know her for her big heart, as well as her rockin booty ("BOOTY GOALS"- Gabi, 2016).
Bridesmaid
Gabi’s business partner in the multi million dollar entrepreneurial pursuit known as “Coke and Jewelry”, circa 2006. Jill is a Registered Nurse, and a professional gazelle (hello runner's bod!!). Jill and Gabi were inseperable between the ages of seven and twelve. They were so close, in fact, that they convinced themselves that they were "Brittany" and "Whitney", the long lost Bohemian sisters of Hillary Duff. WE'RE NOT LYING, JACK! IT'S TRUE!
Bridesmaid
Street name: "Blee" Most likely to ask: "Have you seen my chapstick"? Bri is the longtime girlfriend of Josh's brother Mitch, A dental hygienist with perfect teeth to prove it, and the likely originator of all of Jackson's best ideas. See Also: Beckett's proud God Mamma :)
Bridesmaid
Sarah "Avocado" is girlfriend to Gabi's brother, Jack and Gabi's former highschool cheer mate. GO PATCH, ROCK IT BABY. When she's not petting a cat, she can also be found at THE Waffle House, or enjoying sober conversation at family functions.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to: feign stupidity during a kindergarten interview to honor a childhood pact...True loyalty, people. Tarason and Gabi have been soul sistas since they were three years old. As an adult, Tarason is a world traveller, future Occupational Therapist, and lover of cheese! You will also be relieved to know that she most definitely knows how to spell her name now (Thanks, Sister Immaculata!).
Best Man
Tetris Master, engineer, Star Wars nerd, married to a Disney princess
Groomsman
Lang brother #2; can grow a better mustache than Tom Selleck, he can also single handedly take down Thanos! Side note: this younger brother purchased me beer in high school
Groomsman
Lang brother #3, AKA uncle Ditch, med school student, the unfortunate looking Lang! (Just tell him he looks pretty)
Groomsman
He “makes SOO much money,” former fish market employee, can count to 20 without taking off his socks
Groomsman
He’s BAY not my BAE! Fastest man on the soccer field for 12 seconds, has a deeper voice than James Earl Jones
Groomsman
Sells drugs legally, enjoys talks about the cosmos, can do a handstand
Groomsman
Gabi’s younger brother; sushi chef; professional cowboy; enjoys long walks on the beach and employing his second amendment rights
Usher
Gabi’s brother; video game enthusiast, Auburn university’s number one fan, the groom’s number one friend on Xbox live
Usher
Only person known to tear his ACL and become a better soccer player, Halo and COD king, the man just loves beer and sushi
Usher
Enjoys the finer things in life, only drinks Dom Perignon, eats caviar while playing Minecraft
Ring Bearer
Can only ask why, he’s Spider-Man, the bride and groom’s ticket to the US open forever