Bride
The Wackiest Woman in the World, and everyone's fan favorite at a party.
Groom
The Luckiest Man alive
Father of the Bride
Equal parts Jerry Garcia, and Al Bundy, there is only one Geoffrey Stern.
Mother of the Bride
Mother of the bride and saint for putting up with Geoffrey for almost 50 years...
Mother of the Groom
Nocturnal cookie master and professional party thrower, she raised this family with a pot of coffee in each hand. Gabriel had 2 choices in life as occupation after growing up in her house: Restaurant worker, or night watchman.
Officiant
Michael James Mongan is literally a gentleman, and a scholar. Though he grew up on the other side of the tracks (Sausalito), in high school he became the leading instigator of the CTP, and has been Gabriel's Big Brother ever since (he likes to watch). He also acts as big brother for the state of California as Solicitor General.
Best Man
Teddy and Gabriel have been getting blamed for things they may or may not have done since meeting in Kindergarten. It was always Teddy or Gabe's fault, even when neither were around. We're fortunate Ted's wife Michelle was in the other Kindergarten class, and was spared seeing them running headfirst through walls of blocks they built, or there might never have been a wedding. Gabriel was the best man at Ted's wedding, and all that can be said was their Cell phones and the ring were never lost for long.
Maid of Honor
The woman responsible for supervising Shanna at her first cosmetics job, planning the first of many sober (wink wink) Vegas weekends, sleeping through a fire alarm during her and Shanna's time living together in San Francisco, and this entire wedding! Yes, Nikki (but really her husband, Kevin) not only introduced the couple to be but got to be part of the debauchery of their first date! You were part of the first date, and will be there on our first day of marriage
Groomsman
While working at a PF Chang's in San Diego in 2002, Alvin was immediately (and rightly) promoted to bartender over Gabriel, and Gabriel hated Alvin. Shortly thereafter, Alvin would shine his kindness, friendship and generosity on Gabriel, and became a shoulder to cry on, had a couch to crash on, and became like a brother for the rest of their lives. An idiot brother, but brother to an idiot as well.
Bridesmaid
The Bernie master, non-stop laugher, newly married…Carolyn Cairo! Was it instant friendship?! No, but ultimately, booze, and a fake bachelorette party brought them together, and Shanna is lucky enough to now call Carolyn one of her closest friends…thank you Las Vegas!
Groomsman
Married to Rachel, Gabriel's sister, Todd has been part of the family for so long there isn't an in-law in his title anymore. Todd is our "in" at the Yacht Club, serving on the dining committee with distinction, he's so stylish that his Pennyloafers, wear Pennyloafers.
Bridesmaid
The most fashionable sister-in-law, and the first of the Freiberg family Shanna met. We would find out around date 3 that Shanna was not the Freiberg's first Stern, when we pieced together that Rachel, and Daniel (Shanna's brother) were longtime friends, and Gabriel even knew Daniel from parties at Rachel's. Who knew that two years later they would soon be family.
Groomsman
We all have a Je(Geo)ffrey, 3 siblings, and 1 Daniel(le) who is Extra special, may we present the Stern's version. Loud as a peacock, loyal as a Penguin, and everyone's best friend you have yet to meet.
Bridesmaid
She goes by teacher Mrs. Stern during the day, and cat/human baby mom and wine aficionado by night. She put up with Shanna as the annoying little sister of the guy she was dating/now married to and never passed judgment…only drinks.
Groomsman
David Blum completes the 4 Stooges of High School: Michael, Teddy, Dave and Gabe. An accomplished drama teacher in Orange county and loving father, Dave was once the tallest of them all....Once.
Bridesmaid
The youngest of the Freiberg siblings, and the most east coast of them all. Danielle avoided being eaten and attacked by a hawk flying above her, while strategically hiding in the bushes to take pictures of the moment Gabriel popped the big question! Woman with a clipboard, Movie Maven, and extra short.
Groomsman
The OG experiment of The Stern's, Chapter 2: the Children! He's a Giants fan, his 3 kids are his Giant Fans, and the Slow-As of the group.
Bridesmaid
The OG sister-in-law and supermom of three awesome kids, Sandy has been part of the family for over twenty years. She's equal parts crafty and sassy and soon to be RV camper master
Groomsman
While playing bouncers at a high school kegger a brawl broke out, & a friendship was born out of pushing and shoving. College co-pilots (It was Mud), snowboarding buddies, fraternity brothers, and brother brothers. Tyler does something with Finance.
Bridesmaid
My original P.I.C. (partner in crime). Inseparable since our freshman dance class in high school, we became known as Gumby and Pokey. We survived the awkward high school years of watching the baseball games on the hoods of our cars to now being bridesmaids in each other’s weddings.
Sister of the Groom
The family mascot