Maid of Honor
Had the MOH role on lock since '98 -- will give her honest opinion so maybe don't ask
Best Man
Had the Best Man secured since Joe arrived in '97 -- went to Bonaventure and will bring it up
Bridesmaid
Chose to marry Gabby's brother (judgement is questionable but we like her a lot)
Groomsman
Won a couple of intramural sports tournaments in college and kept all the t-shirts
Bridesmaid
A Belieber at heart, frequents the county jail
Groomsman
Took more hits to the head as a child than an NFL player, heart of a golden retriever
Bridesmaid
Committed to the bit and always a hit
Groomsman
State champion bowler and natural born yapper
Bridesmaid
Mafia member and only bridesmaid that has punched Gabby (incidentally but still)
Groomsman
Best known for his mom's cooking
Bridesmaid
Australian water polo champion, America's sweetheart, avid crier
Groomsman
Has the number for the local taxidermist if you need it
Bridesmaid
Consistently a smashing time, both in the classroom and in the community
Groomsman
Basically a doctor, listens to Bills talk radio in June
Bridesmaid
Trauma bonded freshman year roommate
Groomsman
Token gluten-free friend
Groomsman
Chooses to live in Ohio
Groomsman
THE Ohio state alumnus of the group
Officiant
Always our president, but this year also our officiant