Best Man
Cliff's height and many advanced degrees clearly earned him the title of Best Man.
Groomsman
Chris lived longer with Rob than with Sarah so he's a groomsman and not a bridesmaid.
Groomsman
Rob met Jeff in 1st grade- he will handle any chainsaw-related questions you may have.
Groomsman
Rob met Scott in kindergarten and he hasn't been able in shake him since.
Groomsman
Rob and Jeff have only been friends for 30ish years. He is the "Something New" in the wedding party.
Maid of Honor
Sarah's sister, best friend, giggle buddy, wedding planner and Maid of Honor.
Bridesmaid
One of Sarah's favorite children, first-born, fierce, fabulous, and super fucking funny.
Bridesmaid
Sarah's other favorite child, a highly motivated water baby, science fairy, and multi-faceted artist.
Bridesmaid
Sarah's hippy momma bestie, good-ass dancer, writer buddy, and champion laugher.
Bridesmaid
Sarah's treasured niece, feisty communicator, and friend to the animals.
Ring Bearer
Sarah's totally metal and thoughtful nephew.
Flower Woman
One of Rob's favorite nieces named Madison.
Usher
Escorting Sarah down the aisle, Sarah's OG nephew and tender-hearted man of the woods.
Officiant
#1 Best Unifier Guy, natural storyteller, and master of the Scottish accent.
Photographer
Sarah's keen-eyed Earth momma artist friend, lover of chaps.