Maid of Honor
Her speech will need to be proofread- zero filter on this one
Bridesmaid
Could've been the craigslist killer (where we met). Just turned out to be a baby doll head collector.
Bridesman
Best friends since he sliced off the tip of his finger on a olive can and I had to find it and put it into a plastic bag
Bridesmaid
Tik-tok famous. Has only made me cry 20 times in 4 years of friendship.
Bridesmaid
Cat loving, plant lady with the best ass
Bridesmaid
its *jackie's world* and we all just live in it
Best Man
Resident cat expert
Groomsman
Still the life of the party but somehow the most responsible
Groomsman
Always there to drive you to the hospital
Groomsman
Nard Dog- graduated from Stanford. Worst paper salesman in the office.
Groomsman
Eats squirrel for 3 meals a day
Officiant
Once dressed up as a priest for halloween