Best Man
Has known the groom since his birth, because they are brothers. Also is mega smart, hilarious, devilishly handsome, and definitely did not write his own bio.
Maid of Honor
Bride's one and only younger sister who absolutely adores her
Groomsman
Childhood cousin of the groom. Daredevil, who can climb anything besides a ladder. Director and producer of the 2011 smash hit short film "The Grandfather" (which starred the groom and all his groomsmen). https://youtu.be/4ebBc0l7Jfs
Bridesmaid
Bride's roommate throughout college. She's pretty much the only reason the bride survived nursing school
Groomsman
Childhood friend of the groom. Fell out of a tree one time (which the groom was then grounded for). Definitely doesn't burn the spaghetti.
Bridesmaid
She's been filling the bride's life with very loud laughter since they became best friends in kindergarten
Groomsman
Childhood friend of the groom. Once fought the groom over a cellphone battery (split-decision). It was his tree that Josh fell out of. Overall a pretty good guy.
Bridesmaid
Followed the bride to church camp at 13, and they've been attached ever since