Maid of Honor
Lifelong karaoke partner of Megan & The US of A baby
Best Man
Occasionally gets into hot tubs before removing his boots
Bridesmaid
Doesn't believe getting away with murder "could really be that hard"
Groomsman
As a child, got into a stranger’s van for a pack of Reese’s cups and is still here to tell the tale
Bridesmaid
Got dragged (slid down on her butt) down a double black diamond in Denver by Frank. Luckily a relationship bonding and not breaking moment.
Groomsman
Triple majoring in computer science, electrical engineering, and listening to some band you've never heard of
Bridesmaid
Wipe, and turn. If you need any tips for how to get through the Catholic mass, she's your gal
Groomsman
If the sport is strange, he's good at it
Bridesmaid
Like any true friend does, she throws shots behind her shoulder with Megan when they don’t want to take them
Groomsman
Just won't give up that Chipotle sign he stole from college 6 years ago
Bridesmaid
She can whip up every healthy meal in the book but you open up a crave case around her and its game over
Groomsman
Played butt quarters as his showcased skill for a talent show in college in front of 2,000 people
Bridesmaid
Once brushed Megan’s teeth for her. With her own...teeth.
Groomsman
Lied about his height to the Blue Man Group crew when asked to participate in a show. Was still too short.
Bridesmaid
Told Megan in college that she wouldn’t come to the wedding if she and Frank got married. Guess she changed her mind!
Groomsman
Melted crayons on a school radiator with Frank in 5th grade. Also lied about height at Blue Man Group.