Maid of Honor
Sister of the Bride. She's been prepared for this role since 1999.
Best Man
Friend of the Groom. Met in 9th grade English class. Go-to for heated debates about controversial and/or irrelevant topics.
Maid of Honor
Friend of the Bride. She and Hannah have binge watched Say Yes To The Dress since 2007. This is our moment.
Groomsman
Friend of the Groom. Roommates in college. Woody, if you're reading: this could have been us, man.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the Groom. Met Hannah when she was 11. Hasn't changed much.
Groomsman
Brother of the Bride. Met Sean in 2014. "He kinda looks like Ryan Gosling." - Sean circa 2014. "Never mind." - Sean circa 2021.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the Bride. Met in elementary school. Was disciplined in 5th grade for being annoyingly inseparable from Hannah in class.
Groomsman
A fellow survivor of the atrocious living conditions of Byrd House circa mid-2010s. His guitar was stolen from that house. My car was stolen from that driveway. Great memories. Appears as example photo under dictionary definition of "finance bro."
Bridesmaid
Friend of the Bride. Thought they didn't like each other at first. Turns out, they're soulmates. If Sean wasn't marrying Hannah, he'd marry Corinne's husband, Mike.
Groomsman
Friend of the Groom. Law school classmate. Backbone of constitutional law study group and biggest fan of Chloe, Hannah and Sean's goldendoodle.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the Bride. Met in high school, then proceeded to spend every waking moment together until someone forced us both to go to college. Rude!
Groomsman
Friend of the Groom. Roommates in law school. Extremely well-read and human encyclopedia. Ask him about civil procedure.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the Bride. College roommates. Relationship consists of sending each other memes from across the couch. Also, this wedding is actually for our dogs. They're getting married.
Groomsman
Cousin of the Groom. Hot body, average charisma. Likes to play it safe, e.g., never choosing anyone other than Link in Super Smash Bros.
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the Bride. She and Hannah like to go on long golf cart rides and gossip about all the things.
Groomsman
Cousin of the Groom. Likes photography, fishing, mechanical keyboards, building computers... Dude, pick a hobby.
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Groomsman
Cousin of the Groom. Hot hair, average body. Enthusiast of soccer and women, and not necessarily in that order.
Flower Girl
Cousin of the Groom. Cutest little Kim on the block. Ask her about her cousin, Ellie. If lost, return to Janice or Jason Kim.
Ring Bearer
Cousin of the Groom. Never met a truck he didn't like. If lost, return to Grace or John Cha.