Jessica & Cameron
Wedding Party
Cameron Ackerman
Groom
The sweetest, most kind, and handsome guy (totally written by an unbiased source)
Jessica Su
Bride
Needs you to help convince the groom to let her adopt a dog
Andrea Mach
Maid of Honor
Andrea is the cousin (by blood) and sister (by heart) of the bride. The most memorable class she has ever taken was a Pro Sales class, and she would not eat a bowl of crickets for $40,000.
Jarrett Ackerman
Best Man
Jarrett is the older brother of the groom. He believes that the worst "buy one get one free" purchase would be a house (because nobody would want to pay double the taxes!), and his favorite toppings to put on his sundaes are gummy bears!
Kathleen Smith
Matron of Honor
Kathleen is the older sister of the groom that is probably more hip and cool than you. Her motto in life is, "Show grace and drink all the coffee;" and if she had to be a vegetable, she would pick to be an onion because they're good on everything.
Jordan Smith
Groomsman
Jordan is the brother in-law of the groom. He throws awesome fairy parties, and his picture was chosen by his lovely wife.
Hannah Becker
Bridesmaid
Hannah Becker is a sorority sister of the bride. She loves of all things goats and dad jokes and occasionally clucks in the bride's ear-- which has earned her the nickname of "Chicken."
Mitch Russell
Groomsman
Mitch is a cousin of the groom. If he were a dictator of a small island nation, he would enforce a law that states that all citizens must get drunk once a week.
Kelsey Gibbons
Bridesmaid
Kelsey is the sorority twin of the bride, a professional facepalmer, and has been voted MVP of KXA since 2005. She believes that if she were ever in prison, it would be because she were with the bride and the bride had done something illegal.
Chris Su
Groomsman
Chris is the brother of the bride and would live in the middle of the water to survive a zombie apocalypse. He also identifies heavily with Squidward.
Kaelyn Matthews
Bridesmaid
Kaelyn is a sorority sister of the bride, and she believed that Teletubbies invented the word stupid until she was a teenager and realized that was a sassy joke of her father's.
Michael Graham
Groomsman
Michael is the childhood best friend of the groom and would be a tomato if he were a fruit because of his ruby red complexion.
Joy Schmitz
Bridesmaid
Joy is a sorority sister of the bride and would make the giant Trojan rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail if she became a master at woodworking.
Jonathan Lall
Groomsman
Jonathan is a friend of groom who describes his ideal pizza as a Meatlovers plus onions and mushrooms. He misses listening to "Adventures in Oddessy" on the radio Saturday mornings as a child as well as having permission to make spontaneous decisions.
Hannah Hyden
Bridesmaid
Hannah is the sorority "Little" of the bride and local wise guru. She would choose Ian McKellen in his Gandalf voice to narrate her life, and her most impressive talent is singing opera.
Ben Dobson
Groomsman
Ben is a long time friend of the groom and wishes "cool story bro" was still part of our daily lingo.
Mollie McInnis
Bridesmaid
Mollie is a sorority sister of the bride who can make a loud popping sound with her tongue to mimic a metronome. In the future, she would like to hike or rock climb in places like Hawaii or New Zealand.
Stephen Schutter
Groomsman
Stephen is a friend of the groom and would, if given the chance, ask aliens if space magic existed.