Best Man
Arlo is intimately familiar with snare drums
Maid of Honor
Kristin has dreams about working for a mouse
Best Man
Joe knows what all the dividing lines on the roads mean
Bridesmaid
Kealie must occasionally pretend to be a child pretending to be man
Groomsman
Corben spreads sheets
Bridesmaid
Kaitlin deals drugs
Groomsman
Joseph thinks about thinking about words every day
Bridesmaid
Hannah can hook you up with the best carpet for making sock-generated electricity
Bridesmaid
Eilidh has read a book
Bridesmaid
Nahirony is super into old people