Maid of Honor
Despite Nikki’s greatest efforts to be the complete opposite of her big sister, and push Nick away, she will be the one ugly crying next to us on our Wedding Day! She may prefer to be dressed in black, but amongst all those tattoos, there’s always a little color shining through.
Best Man
Dan tells tales of how he had a horrible upbringing under the tyrannical rule of his older brother. Blood was bled, tears were shed, bones and walls were broken. Irregardless of all the torture, he remains Nick’s best friend and now his Best Man.
Bridesmaid
If you haven’t met Eve, enjoy! It may be our day but this is her world and we are just living in it. If she asks for a photo, she means for you to take it, but Nick and Laura would be happy to.
Bridesmaid
Our party wouldn’t be complete without Kelsey, the only other person crazy enough to marry one of the Berretta boys.
Bridesmaid
Heidi may have the same quiet upstate demeanor as Laura, but Dr. Blaski is a bad ass nurse in the Air Force. Saving the world before bedtime.
Groomsman
Nick asked Mike to speak at our wedding so that he had to say something nice about him. He refused.
Bridesmaid
The only reason we make trips to Syracuse in the middle of winter is for chicken riggies, a late night show... And Brooke!
Groomsman
Charlie wants to be the very best, that no one ever was! Let’s always remember when it’s Shirt & Tie Friday!
Groomsman
Jason is wrong. That’s it, no witty phrase or saying... he just needs to hear that from time to time. GOT ‘EM
Groomsman
“And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.” - Josh Kraemer
Groomsman
Nick believes there is basically no difference between Mike’s Australian accent and his Brooklyn one. He is very wrong.
Groomsman
Richardson knows how to make an entrance mainly because he is the one person who actually makes Nick look like he is on time! Allegedly.
Bridesmaid
Little does Nick know, he’s going to be stuck with both Laura & Katie for the rest of his life. Wifey for Lifey.
Groomsman
Zach may as well be a bridesmaid and a groomsman, but Nick called dibs. LET’S GO!
Bridesmaid
Jen and Laura's friendship was in the air until Laura finished Harry Potter. Jen and Nick’s friendship remains in question.
Groomsman
Andrew was forced to invite Nick to his wedding since he didn’t invite him to his bar mitzvah... We’re even, for now.
Bridesmaid
“Remember when we were in Binghamton?” We know Michelle is sure glad she wasn’t and doesn’t, but the both of us are happy to finally have her in our life to make new memories and change the narrative.
Groomsman
The most logical man we know, Jimmy always reads the rules and takes the deal... unfortunately we tend to not play by the rules! NO DEAL
Officiant
We asked Frankie to be our officiant because we knew no one would appreciate the honor as much as he would. As Nick’s first cousin, Frankie and his brothers have continued a tradition of their annual ski trip out West no matter how treacherous the slope. Experts Only is just a suggestion for us! You might not see a Moose, but you know you’re going to hear one...