Groomsman
Christian's brother and best friend since 1992. The Palpatine to Christian's Vader. If you don't hate Princess Peach yet, play against him on Super Smash Bros. You're lucky to come back negative 5 percent alive.
Groomswoman
Aka "Felix's longest friend" or "friend of 20 years"! She's the hostess with the mostest - SHOTS! Don't say you haven't been warned! She's here to keep the party going. Love that for us <3
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Christian's precious sister and only living rival in McDonald's and dessert consumption. Playing with Barbies together always devolved into a dolly gun fight. It explains a lot about who she is today.
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Aka "that b**** Heather"! Our real life Disney princess (or villain?)! She's the best friend and fairy godmother to Pip that Felix could ask for.
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Christian's best enemy and impromptu opera co-diva since the Caltech days. She once started a hurricane, just with her voice! She claims to love owls as much as Christian does. She lies.
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Aka "Kendrahhhhh" or "Kenny"! Whether it's been a week or months, in Glendora or somewhere new, it's as if no time has passed at all. She's always there - and always a good time.
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Christian's bestie from UCLA Law. A pro foodie and fashion critic (the latter, always at Christian's expense). Christian and Jennifer met during orientation and bonded over their dread at making new friends.
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Aka "Frack City"! She may be a world traveling dog mama now, but Felix will always remember that he could call her anytime and she was always down to be his best college drinking buddy.