Officiant
Mr. Steal Yo Cookie. Been making family friendly jokes since 2013
Ring Bearer
Loves playing fetch, biting fingers & napping
Best Man
Lead singer of Nickelback. Met playing dice in the alleys at Chaparral.
Maid of Honor
Middle school enemy turned sister I never had
Groomswoman
Hairless cat. Will be shooting music video at wedding.
Bridesmaid
Theta sister & lifelong bestie
Groomswoman
This girl rocks. Never found one boulder
Bridesman
Work mentor turned bestie
Groomsman
Tesla driver Invited as excuse for business expense write off
Bridesmaid
Boss bestie & sounding board
Groomswoman
I've never met this person
Bridesman
Co-founder, world travel partner & roomie
Groomswoman
My sista' from the same mista'.
Bridesmaid
Startup bestie & partner in crime
Groomsman
My brotha' from the same motha'.
Bridesman
Work & hiking buddy, roomie
Groomswoman
She likes cups. She eats cakes. She is a cupcake.
Bridesman
Will cry if you call him a N00B.
Groomsman
Professional Punny Shirt Wearer Former hamster owner