- White (anything): Don't even think about it! You're not the bride (unless you're the bride, then carry on). - Red (all shades): Save the fiery passion for the dance floor, not your outfit. - Neon (any color): Unless you're a human glow stick, just say no.
Beware, a rogue carafe of red wine will magically spill on you, courtesy of the wedding planner's "clumsiness."
- No togas. - No pajamas. - No "I'm with the band" t-shirts (you're not). - No flip-flops with socks (please, for the love). FORMAL or COCKTAIL ATTIRE ONLY. Stay stylish, and stain-free!