Maid of Honor
You can find Marissa talking to a stranger like she’s known them for years or topping up everyone’s drink. At the wedding, Marissa is most excited “for the shot I’ll take before giving my speech.”
Maid of Honor
You can find Kristina eating a steak and fries at a 5 star restaurant or on a plane reading her kindle. At the wedding, Kristina is most excited “to officially welcome Chippy into the family.”
Bridesmaid
You can find Jessica explaining the differences in tequilas to the bartenders or running a 5k even hungover. At the wedding, Jessica is most excited “to watch my childhood best friend/sister marry her person.”
Bridesmaid
You can find Jess behind the DJ booth with one of Vinny Greco’s famous cocktails. At the wedding, Jess is most excited “to dance like we’re at Dark Horse Tavern in Cortland.”
Bridesmaid
You can find Liz walking her two dogs, (both named Louie by the way) or scrolling on the pet adoption instagram. At the wedding, Liz is most excited “to watch the bride & groom’s first dance.”
Bridesmaid
You can find Sara shaking an espresso martini while eating a hot dog watching the sun set on the beach. At the wedding, Sara is most excited “to party like it’s 2016 iykyk”
Bridesmaid
You can find Julia at a winery or doing a headstand randomly (it doesn’t matter where) for who knows what reason. At the wedding, Julia is most excited “to finally have a wedding to celebrate in our fam.”
Bridesmaid
You can find Juliette helping someone without ever bragging about it or doing shots with her mom. At the wedding, Juliette is most excited “to dance all night with all of my favorite people.”
Bridesmaid
You can find Sarah petting all the animals. If there’s a pet where she goes, it’ll find her. At the wedding, Sarah is most excited “to dance with grandma Muriel”
Flower Girl
You can find Gigi in a stroller on Santa Monica Pier wondering which Met game she’ll have to sit through today (Gigi is lucky she doesn’t know what she’s in for being an up and coming Met fan) At the wedding, Gigi is most excited “to steal the show being the cutest girl in the room.”
Best Man
You can find Eli at a live show or helping his grandmother even though he’s very allergic to her many cats.
Best Man
You can find Jordan playing dress up with his two daughters (at his request). Jordan is most excited “to celebrate this joyous union.”
Groomsman
You can find Greg biting his nails as he watches the Mets try to make a comeback At the wedding, Greg is most excited “to dance until I pull a muscle and have to go home.”
Groomsman
You can find Kevin either sleeping in or sitting at his desk researching random science facts. At the wedding, Kevin is most excited for “idk partying”
Officiant/Groomsmen
You can find Dan at a Bills game jumping through a table. At the wedding, Dan is most excited “to sing Wagon Wheel with Jacqueline’s grandma.”
Groomsman
You can find Joe doing Joe things. At the wedding, Joe is most excited “to sing karaoke, smoke a cigar, and drink a Genny Lite.” (Joe must not know that the Genny on Long Island is scarce)
Groomsman
You can find Joey-oh wait, you can’t because he just Irish goodbyed. But if you can find Joey, he’s being a wingman to one of his buddies. At the wedding, Joey is most excited “to leave without telling anyone.”
Groomsman
You can find Cody at the casino cooking up a parlay. At the wedding, Cody is most excited “for Joey to leave.”
Groomsman
You can find Dakota drinking ketchup straight out of a bottle. Dakota is most excited “to party like we’re in our 20s again.”
Groomsman
You can find Tim in a tree stand or on a boat. Tim is most excited “to have a great time with wonderful people.”
Groomsman
You can find Kyle outdoors covered in mud, snow, dirt, you name it. Kyle is most excited “to explore Long Island and cut a rug.”