Bride
I have visited 20 states
Groom
In 2022 I attended 32 concerts/festivals
Maid of Honor
"I have more stuffed animals than any sane person!"
Best Man
"I'm coming up on 9 years making and releasing music, and I spent 10 years doing magic"
Maid of Honor
"I've performed at Red Rocks"
Best Man
"I'm adopted from Russia and my birth name is Mikhail"
Bridesmaid
"I've gone swimming in the deepest lake in Central America, Lake Atitlán"
Groomsman
"One time Maddie and I hitched a ride in the middle of nowhere Minnesota from a guy who was Elvis' morticians' neighbor named Tex Jess who lived on the motel property of Rev Kev"
Bridesmaid
"I scuba dive"
Groomsman
"I love collecting coins-- souvenir/spec ops/military/merchandise"
Groomsman
"I solved a Rubik's cube in 1 minute and 9 seconds"
Mother of the Groom
"I used to travel first class for free cause my dad was a pilot and I lost track of how many places I visited"
Officiant
"I can cook anything I want and I never use recipes"
Father of the Groom
"I drove a school bus for all grades while still being in High School"
Mother of the Bride
"I lived in Germany for a few years"
Ring Bearer
"A legendary hooper on the basketball court" -His Mom
Flower Girl
Anna has been in 3 plays Hazel is a spunky 5 year that will talk to anyone
Usher
"I finished top of my cooking class"
Usher
"I beat Kimmi Antonelli in Rain Master on iRacing season 1 2025"