Bride
Groom
Maid of Honor
Best Man
Quite smart for a Marine; Most likely to lose his phone before the ceremony
Bridesmaid
Best Man
Prefers to be called "T-Money"; Most likely to hunt down a Kenosaurus Rex after the reception
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
The best acquaintance a man could ask for; Most likely to instigate a tussle between friends over pineapple pizza
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Passed senior year high school physics by copying Evan's homework religiously; Most likely to be used as a prop during the rehearsal
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
AKA "The Boss"; Most likely to dunk on Evan with Scott's help during the exchange of vows
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Hates Texas A&M Football; Most likely to interrupt the best man speech to talk about finance
Groomswoman
Known by countless nicknames among the Morris clan, most notoriously as "stinky"; Most likely to fall out of her chair at dinner, or to redirect Sam off of his Ford Mustang monologue
Groomsman
Affectionately known as "Kev-bot," a better nickname than either "The Boss" or "T-Money"; Most likely to give her the onion
Groomsman
Used to be shorter than Evan, believe it or not; Most likely to launch into a detailed description of the inner workings of a Ford Mustang engine at the reception