Maid of Honor
Found in the trash.
Maid of Honor
Bosnian import.
Bridesmaid
Met on a blind date.
Bridesmaid
Met while touring with Bubba Sparks.
Bridesmaid
Met while window shopping in Florence.
Best Man
Met during a bar brawl and immediately hit it off.
Groomsman
Joined the same motorcycle club in the mid-90’s.
Groomsman
Met in an AOL chatroom for Beavis and Butthead fans.
Groomsman
Met on Broadway.
Groomsman
Met on Craigslist.
Groomsman
Don’t actually know each other.
Officiant
Been trying to marry us for years.