We’re getting married!

Like all truly great love stories, we first met on Bumble (whatever interpretation you have of Bumble being an app where women make the first move is none of Jack’s concern). After a wholesome first date featuring bowling and the Santa Monica Pier, Jack learned about Erin’s competitive spirit and Erin learned about Jack’s lack thereof. 9 years later and the rest, as they say, is history. Jack loves Erin for her kindness, humor, and beauty, and Erin loves Jack for his body, social status, and incredibly deep pockets. If you are reading this message, it is because we love you and you have played an important part in our love story. We invite you to share in celebrating that story on July 31, 2027.