He/Him - Brother of the Bride, chronically loud.
Maid of Honor
She/Her - Sister of the Bride, engaged to the outdoors and eats redwood bark as a healthy snack.
They/Them - Obsessed with Birds. (Don't talk to them about birds unless you want to spend an entire day talking about birds.)
She/Her - Hottest fire ecologist around.
She/They - Married to my brother so they tolerate us.
She/Her - Don't ask her about footsie pajamas, she has strong emotions about them.
She/Her - Don't play her at cornhole, she will destroy you and not care about your ego.
They/Them - Wants to put eyeliner on you. Wants to put eyeliner on you so bad.
“I’m not a like a *regular* mom, I’m a cool mom.”
- Amy Poehler & also Kasey apparently.
The Kirkland Celine Dion we’ve all been waiting for.
Paisley Mahina Van Don