Maid of Honor
A more funny, sensitive and well liked version of Erika Has absolutely no awareness for personal space
Bridesmaid
Lived with a college Erika for 4 years (has well earned her place on this list) Talks to dogs more than people
Bridesmaid
Had an entire drawer in the Martin household labeled “Brooke’s Oreos”
Bridesmaid
Drop kicked the best man in the nuts as a child
Bridesmaid
Would die for a Wendy’s baked potato (sour cream and chives included)
Bridesmaid
Once sniffed Erika’s armpit mid funeral to check for BO, demonstrating unconditional friendship
Bridesmaid
Eats an entire basket of breadsticks as an appetizer
Best Man
If anything is missing from wedding venue, you know who took it
Groomsman
Former wiffle ball tournament champion
Groomsman
Confirmed good looking bald guy
Groomsman
The second best worst dancer of the group
Groomsman
The pride of Danbury Connecticut
Groomsman
Consumed more Three Olives Loopy vodka than any person in American History
Groomsman
European vibes only